thekingslover: (prompt: shipper!Sam sets up Dean with a work friend; soulmates!) Most people find their fated soulmates in their twenties, but Dean’s well into his thirties and still hasn’t found his. He’s used to it now. He’s resigned himself to the fact that he might never find his soulmate. It’s been known to happen. Sometimes one dies before they ever meet. Dean could be alone the rest of his life. It’s not a big deal, not usually - not unless he’s around another fated pair. Sam and Jess. Benny and Andrea. Any of his friends alone, Dean can handle, but get them in pairs and Dean can feel the crushing loneliness pushing out against his ribs. Being alone isn’t so bad, but sometimes Dean wonders what it would be like to have someone smile at him like he personally hung the moon in the night sky. He hears the sex is pretty good too. And having some kids someday, that might be fun. "There’s someone I want you to meet," Sam says one morning. He’s stopped by Dean’s apartment on the way to his work, which Dean should have known meant trouble. "I think you’ll like him." Read More Such cuteness

thekingslover:

(prompt: shipper!Sam sets up Dean with a work friend; soulmates!)

Most people find their fated soulmates in their twenties, but Dean’s well into his thirties and still hasn’t found his. He’s used to it now. He’s resigned himself to the fact that he might never find his soulmate. It’s been known to happen. Sometimes one dies before they ever meet. Dean could be alone the rest of his life.

It’s not a big deal, not usually - not unless he’s around another fated pair. Sam and Jess. Benny and Andrea. Any of his friends alone, Dean can handle, but get them in pairs and Dean can feel the crushing loneliness pushing out against his ribs.

Being alone isn’t so bad, but sometimes Dean wonders what it would be like to have someone smile at him like he personally hung the moon in the night sky. He hears the sex is pretty good too. And having some kids someday, that might be fun.

"There’s someone I want you to meet," Sam says one morning. He’s stopped by Dean’s apartment on the way to his work, which Dean should have known meant trouble. "I think you’ll like him."

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Such cuteness

thekingslover: (prompt: movie goer!Dean, Cas works at the snack counter) Dean storms into the movies one Friday night to hide. He needs some time away from his father, away from all the responsibilities that keep piling up. At the movies, he can forget who he is for a little while. He can watch other people’s messed up lives instead. He buys his ticket then heads for the snack counter. He’s eying the Goobers when the employee comes up behind the counter. "Pack of Goobers and some popcorn," Dean says. He glances up. "Extra… butter…" Before Dean, behind the counter, stands a Greek god in the flesh: dark sex hair and electric blue eyes, high cheekbones, pink lips, just a dash of stubble at the jaw. His nametag reads Castiel. Read More

thekingslover:

(prompt: movie goer!Dean, Cas works at the snack counter)

Dean storms into the movies one Friday night to hide. He needs some time away from his father, away from all the responsibilities that keep piling up. At the movies, he can forget who he is for a little while. He can watch other people’s messed up lives instead.

He buys his ticket then heads for the snack counter. He’s eying the Goobers when the employee comes up behind the counter.

"Pack of Goobers and some popcorn," Dean says. He glances up. "Extra… butter…"

Before Dean, behind the counter, stands a Greek god in the flesh: dark sex hair and electric blue eyes, high cheekbones, pink lips, just a dash of stubble at the jaw.

His nametag reads Castiel.

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thekingslover: (prompt: hairstylist!Dean loves Cas’s sex hair) Dean knows he’s bordering on inappropriate now, but for the life of him, he can’t pry his fingers away from his latest customer’s scalp. Not only is the guy himself a total fox, but his hair is the softest, wildest bedhead Dean has ever seen or felt. The guy - what did he say his name was? Cas - came in for a trim, but Dean would sooner hand over his Cosmetology degree than cut a single strand of this feather-soft hair. The protectiveness only gets worse when Dean catches Cas’s expression in the mirror. His eyes are closed. His lips, parted. A faint blush dusts his cheeks. Holy shit. That’s totally a sex face. And holy shit, that’s a really inappropriate thought to have about a client when Dean’s just suppose to cut his hair. Dean coughs, his throat suddenly dry. “I don’t know, man. Are you sure you want to do this?” Read More SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

thekingslover:

(prompt: hairstylist!Dean loves Cas’s sex hair)

Dean knows he’s bordering on inappropriate now, but for the life of him, he can’t pry his fingers away from his latest customer’s scalp. Not only is the guy himself a total fox, but his hair is the softest, wildest bedhead Dean has ever seen or felt.

The guy - what did he say his name was? Cas - came in for a trim, but Dean would sooner hand over his Cosmetology degree than cut a single strand of this feather-soft hair.

The protectiveness only gets worse when Dean catches Cas’s expression in the mirror. His eyes are closed. His lips, parted. A faint blush dusts his cheeks.

Holy shit. That’s totally a sex face. And holy shit, that’s a really inappropriate thought to have about a client when Dean’s just suppose to cut his hair.

Dean coughs, his throat suddenly dry. “I don’t know, man. Are you sure you want to do this?”

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SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

bookkbaby: Based off that prompt about people seeing in black and white until their soulmate shows up and they see in color! (And going back to seeing in grey if something happens to their soulmate whoops.) Happy end, I swear Cas is at the office when it happens. He’s talking with Anna (about what, he will be unable to recall later), when suddenly the world goes stark and colorless. Anna’s hair loses its vibrancy, the horrid pastel of the office wallpaper is gone, and Cas can’t breathe. Anna must see something on his face. She frowns, concerned, and then the color is back. Cas’s heart is still racing. He breathes, knowing his face had drained of color even to people with Sight. He breathes, but his lungs can’t seem to find enough air. And then the world goes colorless again. He whirls around and runs for the door to the parking lot. His heart is beating a frantic tempo against his ribs. He hears Anna shout after him, but he has no time to explain. Something has happened to Dean. Read More *futilely trying to regain composure*

bookkbaby:

Based off that prompt about people seeing in black and white until their soulmate shows up and they see in color! (And going back to seeing in grey if something happens to their soulmate whoops.)

Happy end, I swear

Cas is at the office when it happens.

He’s talking with Anna (about what, he will be unable to recall later), when suddenly the world goes stark and colorless. Anna’s hair loses its vibrancy, the horrid pastel of the office wallpaper is gone, and Cas can’t breathe.

Anna must see something on his face. She frowns, concerned, and then the color is back.

Cas’s heart is still racing. He breathes, knowing his face had drained of color even to people with Sight. He breathes, but his lungs can’t seem to find enough air.

And then the world goes colorless again.

He whirls around and runs for the door to the parking lot. His heart is beating a frantic tempo against his ribs. He hears Anna shout after him, but he has no time to explain.

Something has happened to Dean.

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*futilely trying to regain composure*

whelvenwings: prompt by the marvellous justafatgirlinaskinnyworld: destiel highschool AU fic where dean has been crushing on his lab partner Cas forever, but has always chickened out when asking him out, and finally one day he’s about to do it when idk crowley or maybe balthazar interrupts and ask Cas to the dance instead and Dean finally breaks Xenon From the Greek “xenos”, meaning stranger Dean has no idea what possessed him to think that working late at Bobby’s garage the night before the first day of school was a good idea. Bleary-eyed and pale, he scrubbed his hands over his face as he headed towards his first class: Chemistry, with Dr Harvelle. Reaching the battered wooden door to the lab, Dean huffed out a breath, pressed his lips together, and entered. The classroom was almost empty. Dr Harvelle motioned him to a seat with her whiteboard pen, whilst continuing to try to wipe off old notices and equations from the term before. “You know, if you scribble over the old lines with new pen, it comes off easier,” Dean offered, swinging his heavy bag to the floor and taking a seat behind one of the old pinewood desks. Dr Harvelle surveyed him silently for a moment; Dean caught the eye of one of his fellow students, a red-haired girl in a blue jacket, and shrugged. More people were starting to file into the room. Turning back to the board, Dr Harvelle drew over a particularly stubborn equals sign, and then rubbed at it with the cloth. It came away smoothly. “What’s your name, kid?” Dr Harvelle asked, looking at Dean over the top of her gold-rimmed glasses. “Dean Winchester,” Dean replied, with a smile that Dr Harvelle didn’t return. She did, however, offer him a small twinkle in her eye before rounding on the incoming students. Read More wvdjhekvkejbflwrwerjgrekafugavfjahvkwuiruafgwejhvfwaejga I honestly can’t think from all this emotion.

whelvenwings:

prompt by the marvellous justafatgirlinaskinnyworld: destiel highschool AU fic where dean has been crushing on his lab partner Cas forever, but has always chickened out when asking him out, and finally one day he’s about to do it when idk crowley or maybe balthazar interrupts and ask Cas to the dance instead and Dean finally breaks

Xenon

From the Greek “xenos”, meaning stranger

Dean has no idea what possessed him to think that working late at Bobby’s garage the night before the first day of school was a good idea.

Bleary-eyed and pale, he scrubbed his hands over his face as he headed towards his first class: Chemistry, with Dr Harvelle. Reaching the battered wooden door to the lab, Dean huffed out a breath, pressed his lips together, and entered.

The classroom was almost empty. Dr Harvelle motioned him to a seat with her whiteboard pen, whilst continuing to try to wipe off old notices and equations from the term before.

“You know, if you scribble over the old lines with new pen, it comes off easier,” Dean offered, swinging his heavy bag to the floor and taking a seat behind one of the old pinewood desks.

Dr Harvelle surveyed him silently for a moment; Dean caught the eye of one of his fellow students, a red-haired girl in a blue jacket, and shrugged. More people were starting to file into the room. Turning back to the board, Dr Harvelle drew over a particularly stubborn equals sign, and then rubbed at it with the cloth. It came away smoothly.

“What’s your name, kid?” Dr Harvelle asked, looking at Dean over the top of her gold-rimmed glasses.

“Dean Winchester,” Dean replied, with a smile that Dr Harvelle didn’t return. She did, however, offer him a small twinkle in her eye before rounding on the incoming students.

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I honestly can’t think from all this emotion.

mournthewicked:

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serahfarron:

awklicious:


Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

thus why we all love Johnny Depp.

everybody loves Johnny Depp

Kierra Knightly’s face though. "What is Depp on now? Is this real life?"
rebeledidiot:

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naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”



why does that gif even exist 

Sorry, oh my God that gif is hilarious
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